mission accomplished

Tuesday, September 20th 2005

“Happiness is not a destination. It is a method of life.”

-Burton Hills

My mission: Get the food shopping done in 1/2 hour before I picked up the kids. I made my list and menu. No time for coupons or comparision shopping. I know some of you buy 300 worth of groceries for 50 bucks. Not me. Just check things off the list and go. I hit the check out line at exactly 3:00. I had to wait for the bagger to s l o w l y put my groceries in the bags. And, I was off. Mission Accomplished. But, wait, as I was leaving the store a women came walking towards me. She had on a long sleeve button up shirt, black khakis rolled up to the calfs, and ugly slingbacks. As I was manuvering my cart to the door, I saw a flash of skin from her leg. The top of her leg. Huh Yep, she was doing the my pants-are-unbuttoned-holding-them-up-shuffle. I turned to look at her in the middle of the registers with only her shirt covering her ass. More thigh shots. She was holding up her pants to the bottom of her ass. I SO wanted to stand there and watch her, to see what was happening. What the hell was she doing Why would you stand there like that My big mystery of the day.

What have you seen, that makes you go huh



6 Comments on “mission accomplished”

1
kenju said:
9.20.05 @ 7:56

Belated happy birthday! and thanks for stopping by my blog.

I’ve seen lots of things that make me go “huh?”, but I can’t think of any right now.

2
Marie said:
9.20.05 @ 8:19

Tee hee! Real life is much stranger than fiction, huh?

Happy belated birthday!!

3
Nik said:
9.20.05 @ 1:41

I go grocery shopping with a list that includes unit prices,total units to buy, total price per item and then total price for the list. Yes, I am anal.

Mmm . . . . curious about the lady with the pants. i wonder did they break on her or something?

4
Nik said:
9.20.05 @ 1:42

oh and each item has a store beside it for where I can get it at that price.

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lisa said:
9.20.05 @ 2:29

Maybe she thought she was in one of those bad dreams where you are naked or your clothes are falling off and you tell yourself, This is just a dream. Only she didn’t realize it wasn’t a dream, oh no!!! haha.

There is some guy around here that drives around in a truck with big sheets of plywood attached to it, that says stuff about Satan on it, and then it says on the back something about Osoma bin Laden coming out of his rat hole to fight.

That sort of makes me go huh because most of the text is pretty incoherent. I’m not sure really what the guys point is regarding Osoma. Does he think that Osoma is going to see the sign and run out and start fighting? Obviously, he knows that bin Laden is in hiding. Does he think some guy who knows Osoma is going to see it and tell him about it?

It is so confooosing!

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ruben said:
9.21.05 @ 2:20

My guess is broken button on her pants. Anyway…JD won! I like him and I like INXS but I think he may be better off with a solo career. I think Marty will be a bigger star with nothing holding him back. We’ll see what happens.

Smile and keep your pants up! -)

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